Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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