Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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