i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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