Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
im on a boat
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