i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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