I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
i now understand why vodka
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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