doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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