i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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