i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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