i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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