Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
