Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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