Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
