so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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