I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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