Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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