i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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