READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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