Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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