She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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