watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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