they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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