I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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