I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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