I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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