Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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