no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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