i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
as a side note pls kill me
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
