the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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