yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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