are you so shy because you have an std?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
Randomize
