his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
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