Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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