Sry I called you an 8
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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