We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
