It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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