we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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