Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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