that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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