I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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