508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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