remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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