I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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