Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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