I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Barsexuality is the new black.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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