i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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