no, he came in my armpit
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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