wake up i wanna do it froggy style
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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