I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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