so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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