Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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