I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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