i just had sex bonerless
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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