God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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