I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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